Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
sOMEONE HELP ME ALL MY LIFE IVE THOUGHT I WAS A HUFFLEPUFF BUT NOW I TOOK THE TEST ON POTTERMORE AGAIN AND IM A SLYTHERIN???? IM HAVING A LITERAL IDENTITY CRISIS THIS IS FUCKING ME UP PLEASE HELP ME WHAT IS THIS WHAT
Not all Slytherins are bad. We’re just ambitious and instead of defending our friends with our lives, we’ll kill for them.
i knOW but still im so confused i literally always thought i was the nice and squishy hufflepuff bc i remember taking that test when i was younger and now i took it again and?? how did this happen
It’s okay, Slytherin is a nice house now that Malfoy’s generation of students is gone. Puffs are our best friends too - Claws are too snooty and fighting amongst themselves for grades, and the Gryffindors are too bothered by old house rivalry. Plus Green is a really nice colour.
“Orphan Black star Tatiana Maslany has been treated like the second coming of Meryl… as she walked on to the Comic-Con stage Saturday night, an enthusiastic fan’s cry of “You deserve an Emmy!” caused the crowd to roar in approval.”—Tatiana Maslany: the subject of more than a few stories declaring her the people’s lead actress (vulture)
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”